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Torture Demotivational Poster


TAGS: teletubbies torture lake wytch
Rating: 4.13/5

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NickDahlmier - March 10, 2016, 11:01 am
And to think God created this... Take that, Jerry Fawell!


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling hooker every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the hooker generously. still cheaper in the long run

A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them

TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


TAGS: ants team work torture
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - March 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Josh, there are meds, they help. Serious, ease up a bit, laddie, it’s OK, really. And if it’s not…it’s OK.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
Stevie Wonder is cool, but I just never did like Paul McCartney.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:38 pm
I'm not at all racist; I just think everyone should be treated equally. Favoring one race over the other is the meaning of racism.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:11 am
o-h-h-h-h-h, racism. I thought it was a married guy who haplessly wandered onto a baby shower scene or canasta fest…and gobbled up the tiny sandwiches, and ‘got crumbs everywhere’, and farted in the kitchen…not that I’d know
steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 3:43 am
Ebony and ivory...living together in harmony...
Sean - March 3, 2013, 1:34 am
Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)
nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:26 pm
Or those black people who think they really made that grade, are qualified for that position, or really achieved that rank and don't know it's just affirmative action.
Sean - March 28, 2011, 11:11 am
Hey! Racism is never funny ... except maybe for those White folks who go around complaining that it is just not fair that Black people can call each other the N-word but White can't. Those folks are funny. Clueless, but funny.
newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:58 am
red ants are trying to kill the black ants lol thats racist hahahaha >:)
Sean - December 14, 2010, 3:39 pm
Only when someone asks for my help.
Airman - December 14, 2010, 3:25 pm
LOL. That what you tell your para-legals?



TAGS: pillory public torture bdsm boots
Rating: 4.25/5

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rerun - March 19, 2011, 1:32 am

because, nutjobs aside, it is a great city.
Reality Lord - March 18, 2011, 1:06 pm

if i chuckle it gets 5L....lolz
iyaayas66 - March 18, 2011, 8:42 am
And again.... WHY do people want to go and live in San Francisco?

TORTURE - The very definition.


TAGS: man torture woman monster
Rating: 4.62/5

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gas - September 15, 2012, 8:23 am
reminded me of Seven


TAGS: teachers tenure torture
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:09 am
hahaha...so funny
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 12:16 am
Sometimes, I like being a wiseass and I can see myself saying something like that *tailwags*

marriage -

TAGS: torture
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 16, 2014, 12:19 am
5L Awesome & fav'd

TO CATCH A PREDATOR - All new season where "Why dont you take a seat?" has more meaning.

TAGS: catch torture predator
Rating: 4/5

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rnbw00 - August 1, 2011, 8:01 pm
They would get the point.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:30 pm

5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 3:35 am
I couldn't decide between the witches chair or the Judas cradle. I went with the one more people know.

DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.

TAGS: diego garcia paradise archipelago cia torture terrorists rnr
Rating: 1.82/5

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dumbsquid - January 13, 2009, 2:06 pm
There are no terrorists, or CIA on Diego Garcia. That picture is of the coconut plantation. I know, I spent a year there.
pervo - December 7, 2008, 12:08 pm
Well, either they talk, or they'll die not trying.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 10:53 am
Torture doesnt really work on people willing to die for their cause.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:33 pm
Well said, Ron. Like "alleged" really applies to terrorists.
Ron - July 28, 2008, 1:37 pm
Hey Torture's hard work, what with the lawmakers and such crying up a storm cause you scared someone who would destroy your existance just because its not his. Let the spooks have a quiet retreat and a few martini's. We'll all benefit.

THIS IS WHY - Dogs run out into the road

TAGS: stop the torture
Rating: 4.77/5

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greenknight - March 24, 2011, 12:02 pm
where in the names of all the dark gods did someone find a Moncheechee costume for a dog?

TORTURE WORKS!! - They got everything they wanted the first time they waterboarded him. The other 182 times were just for the hell of it.

TAGS: ksm torture waterboarding bush cia
Rating: 3.35/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:43 am
I dont believe turture works as far as getting information from this guys because they will tell U whatever you want to hear in order to make it stop. But I do believe it works as a deterrent to any 1 who ever thinks about Taking up arms against america.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:24 am
Actually the most 'open secret' in the American Intelligence community is the info he gave up after the waterboarding stopped a planned terror attack and uncovered an operating terror cell. Tenet, Goss, Blair, McConnell have all talked about this.
Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 12:32 am
I like MI5's interrogation method: Throw a mattress in front of you while you a seated on the edge of a chair. No sleep until you tell them what they want to hear... most break after four days.
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 11:52 pm
Correction: the 182 times where how many times they poured the water. He was only subjected to 5 sessions of waterboarding. Just in case anyone wants to know the truth versus the exagerated BS claims.
MO - May 12, 2009, 6:47 pm
You own two copies of the ku-rant and you post this? You don't know what you're doing do you?

PETA - Makes me choke the chicken

ABU GHRAIB - Pray that they will never liberate you!

TAGS: america torture abu ghraib war crimes
Rating: 2.33/5

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WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:57 pm
C'mon, Boy! Git up! Let's go... c'mon...

AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...

TAGS: faceplant sickartist chompers clowns tortured souls
Rating: 4.2/5

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Chompers - June 23, 2010, 7:42 am
I'm not so much tortured as the torturer
sickartist - June 23, 2010, 6:29 am
Genius is pain 5L
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:22 am
Too soon.


TAGS: mothers of the disappeared u2 torture murder tyranny
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm


TAGS: fire torture hell shadow
Rating: 3.73/5

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Hawamleh - July 3, 2010, 9:17 am
Thank You rerun, and you are right, i was in that position,maybe still am...
rerun - July 3, 2010, 1:25 am

This is a very deep poster, I can tell it must have come from deep within your soul.

DIAF - Photoshop doesn't make you any less a douchefag.

TAGS: dog torture
Rating: 2.35/5
BriaHere - June 13, 2009, 4:56 pm
Well, it's amazing she's still alive. http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/13899018/detail.html#
NotEverythingIsFake - March 15, 2009, 6:44 am
http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/13899018/detail.html# Its real. No photoshop here. And remember, google is your friend.
Dobbo 9 - January 16, 2009, 7:27 am
you're all fucking idiots for pointing out obvious photoshopping. do you think a dog would be panting calmly if it had a knife sticking out it's face?
Spoon - October 24, 2008, 6:38 am
dog brains can take an amazing amount of punishment. My dad has horror stories from his farm boy youth of having to try to put down an especially thick-headed dog. Kinda wish he wouldn't have shared those with me at such a young age...
BoB - August 16, 2008, 5:49 am
photoshoped. blank pixel near the middle of the exposed blade. and moreover, the scar goes off his hace >.>
KRC - June 1, 2008, 11:05 am
Judging by the length of the handle, if the blade were real, the dog would be dead. The blade would go into the dogs brain.
Max - May 25, 2008, 12:41 am
If this was real, I'd skin the person who took the picture. Also, the person who directly or otherwise caused it to happen.

TEAM BUILDING - It requires bodies

TAGS: abu ghraib torture military war crimes
Rating: 1.22/5

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Fuck - February 2, 2010, 8:24 am
Fuck you and America..., fucking dumb pussies trying to use there jackets as parachutes LMAO


TAGS: sadist torture kids milk
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 28, 2013, 7:21 am

Way back when, I got in trouble with my sis for giving my neices 'special M&Ms' - dark chocolate covered espresso beans. Fun times.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 1:26 am
…..and all you have is coffee…and sugar…and their parents are on the way to pick them up. Heh Heh


TAGS: sleep torture fantasy
Rating: 4.58/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2013, 10:01 am
Wake up, and smell the ashes...
EmilioDumphque - February 12, 2013, 7:00 pm
Downright creepy. Is there a Rod Serling award we can give it?
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:15 am
5ho strikes again!! 5+ Lions.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 5:52 am




Joy -

TAGS: joy children babysitter torture
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - March 9, 2017, 9:47 pm
Thanks. It was the winner of last week's "poster evolution" contest in the forum.
concern3 - March 7, 2017, 10:44 am
Funny, UP yours


melancholy -